Wednesday, 26 December 2012

A warning for the little ones...

Hey kids - just because Santa’s been, doesn’t mean you can start being naughty again. There’s a new guy in town: OMNIPRESENT SCREAMING NIGHT-TERROR BUNNY. If you misbehave, not only won’t you get Easter eggs - he just might rip you to shreds with those sharp claws in your sleep!

Now here’s a sponge and a bucket - my car ain’t gonna wash itself!